when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u
Do you ever have like little mini obsessions and then you’re like OH NO IM CHEATING ON MY MAIN OBSESSION so you have to go back to your main obsession to remind them that you still love them and that you haven’t forgotten about them but that you just need a little break sometimes
sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
EWW HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS WEIRD SHIT OH MY GOD